Yesterday, the Apple Government announced that they had bought some land from Congo.
It took some hours for a deal to be made, but in the end, Apple bought a large chunk of land from Congo, while promising that they're not going to do any not-eco-friendly actions there
"We will follow this treaty" - Said Apple
This is just one more piece of land in their hands, as they also got a piece of China (Also known as the "Chinese Dick") under their rule more recently.
The Chinese Dick buying made experts question if Apple is really gay, and after some analysis, it was confirmed by Tony Stark.
Now, what will happen now?
Will Apple expand more?
Only time will say
Very serious business