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Apple has done some very serious business

Yesterday, the Apple Government announced that they had bought some land from Congo.

Negotiations took some hours, but a deal was made

It took some hours for a deal to be made, but in the end, Apple bought a large chunk of land from Congo, while promising that they're not going to do any not-eco-friendly actions there


"We will follow this treaty" - Said Apple


Apple held a press conference, saying that they will honor the treaty

This is just one more piece of land in their hands, as they also got a piece of China (Also known as the "Chinese Dick") under their rule more recently.


The Chinese Dick buying made experts question if Apple is really gay, and after some analysis, it was confirmed by Tony Stark.


Now, what will happen now?


Will Apple expand more?


Only time will say






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