QUACKISTAN NEWS

Yesterday, the Apple Government announced that they had bought some land from Congo. It took some hours for a deal to be made, but in the...

For a few days now sailors in the Indian Ocean have been reporting sightings of several floating construction sites, now Somalia has...

Scientists estimate that Antarctica will be completely melted by 2022. There are up to 200 billion barrels of oil in the Antarctican...

Earlier today, several countries announced that they have taken over Antarctica. The continent has been taken over by Pakistan, India,...

Last night, representatives from Pakistan met up with Albert Einstein in 69 Pakistan Street to discuss the next step for the country....

Luis Juan was shot in his sleep at 2:36 am, he died instantly. Investigators found the fingerprints of Arturo Mings, his presidential...

After many days of fighting that left millions without a place to live, and more thousands dead, the war has ended. What many thought...

After some potatoes happened, North Korea and South Korea united as one, forming the People's Republic of Korea. Everything started with...

A few minutes ago Austria declared war on all countries with land in Africa (aside from Timbuktu and Somalia) this caused Pakistan, SRI...

Earlier today there was a terrorist attack in the UAE, leaving hundreds of men, women and children dead. There seemed to be an attack by...

Earlier today the North Korean Department of Transport announced they had finished development on a new high speed railway line from...

The Mexican elections have ended up with communist politician, Luis Juan, to be the new President of Mexico. After intense fighting with...

After a national vote in North Italy, people across the world were shocked to see such a large majority going to the monarchist movement,...

A couple of nights ago a Russian battalion was attacked by some Iraqi partisans causing a disaster. The official death count stands at 43...

Today, we lose a friend. After a long time serving our community, The Quackistan Military has deactivated their account. I personally...

As soon as the war was declared, the Saudis surrendered as they had no way to take on the UAE. After uniting most of the Middle East, the...

Early today, a UAE Military plane was flying over a dangerous area when terrorists attacked it. And later on, a North Korean plane was...

Earlier today the "supreme leader" of Timbuktu released a statement declaring that all citizens with products produced by Tony Stark...

Several riots are happening in Spain, demanding that Portugal and Brazil be independent. The riots have been happening on Former...

In the past few days, the UAE has done a lot of stuff to improve their military and training, let's see what they did. 20 Navy Destroyers...